Topless Clown

Paris Hilton's mother

At Ron's bachelor party, Bill got spanked by a topless clown,who turned out to be Paris Hilton's mother.

by Topless clown spanker June 22, 2009

ass clown

Someone who draws a funny face on their ass cheeks, and talks with their ass cheecks to make people laugh is the true definition of an ass clown!

"John is the funniest ass clown, he just drew a funny face on his ass cheeks and did an imitation of George Clooney."

by MasterMTG May 4, 2006

Clown Face

Going down on a girl while she is having her period.

Kevin was brave enough to get a clown face from Kristin.

by Sneaky Jesus September 7, 2008

clown face

Only putting makeup on the front of the face, forgetting to blend it toward the neck area, creating a definite line.

That lady with the clown face needs to learn how to put her makeup on!

by Erin Wilcox October 21, 2008

clown parade

in an academic hospital: a large gathering of physicians, fellows, residents, and medical students making "rounds". when they walk to the halls to see each patient and incessantly chatter about random facts, obscure diagnoses, and brown-nose their way up the ladder. they are often carrying backpacks, textbooks, tuning forks, ophthalmoscopes, and other medical gizmos..

Usually a "clown parade" has 10 or more participants.

A-man did you see that medicine team come to the ICU on rounds?

B-yeah dude... clown parade... clown parade deluxe.

A- how can they spend all day doing that??

by observant MD April 26, 2010

Clown Shoelace

1. When someone’s idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The third degree of "clownishness"

Guy1: Dude! Where's your pants?
Guy2: looks down Oh Shit!
Guy1: shakes head in disgust Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, you're a Clown Shoelace.

by El Tigre November 5, 2003

ass clown

The feces that results when shame gorges itself on too much stupidity. A person who consistently disappoints in the most dramatic fashion they can manifest...in other words, at the crucial moment - he/she HAS to fuck everything up.

Of course Rudy burned the house down...what else would you expect from such an ass clown?

by hoity-toity March 11, 2009