Donald Bump

An emotional bruise from being victimized by the Trump administration.

I have many Donald Bumps. Maybe I should move to avoid more.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Caboose Bumps

Its like goose bumps but on your derriere.

Cold water from the shower gave her caboose bumps

by Cloudstrider14 March 30, 2022

mayonnaise knuckle bump

When two bros go to knuckle bump each other and one has knowingly left ejaculation on his fist.

Ben: Hey brotha, what’s up? *offers knuckle forth for knuckle bump*

Chad: no man, I’m good, looks you got that mayonnaise knuckle bump there…

by JessaCali September 10, 2023

Newfoundland Speed Bump

A slang term in Newfoundland for moose. If you hit one with your car, your car will stop in its tracks, and probably kill you. The moose, however, will be fine.

Me buddy Stanley was havin' a time drivin' from St. Johns to Dildo, till he hit the Newfoundland speed bump and battered to Jaysus

by Dragonsandman July 16, 2021

Speed bump

Speedbumping is the sexual act of the penis holder lying on top of the recipient and fucking them with their ass posing as a speed bump

Let’s speed bump!

by Galasika March 8, 2024

bump squirt

A Bump Squirt is said when a man needs to orgasm quickly due to an urgent matter. It is usually uttered during vaginal or anal intercourse. It can also tell two people to hurry up because of an urgent concern. It means one more bump or thrust and then cum, Now!

Bump Squirt! My dad is coming up the stairs!
Hey you two in there! Bump Squirt! I need to take a shit!

by What’s up! November 21, 2024

Bump

Taking a small or quick dose of any type of drug.

" Hey bro, you wanna smoke out when we get off work tonight?"

" Ahh man, I gotta work late but if you wanna load me a bump I could take it real quick on my break"

by JackoTacko May 10, 2018