Bump

A word used in a comment section to artificially add a comment(s) to a post, therefore making it appear higher in other people's feed and making people more likely to see it.

Guy: "Yo I'll pay someone $50 to mow my lawn"
(2 hours later)
Guy: "Bump"

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2022

fat bumps

Fat bumps~ girls big butts and big breasts-Jordan

damn she got some fat bumps my nigga.

by FatbumpKing January 20, 2018

package bump

When you see a homie that you have not seen in awhile and you go in for pseudo hug, but one of you shifts your footing and you accidently bump your hang downs.

John sees mike..
john: hey bro
mike: sup fool!
(dudes go in for a bro hug)
Mike: damn bro, you just lost your footing and package bumped me!
john: my bad, son

by dmoney1979 September 4, 2013

chain fist bump

when someone in the same room says or does something awesome and you want to give them a fist bump but are too lazy to go over to them, so you fist bump the other people around you until someone fist bumps the person intended to recieve the fist bump.

James: Remember when Steve burped the alphabet and did cartwheels at the same time?

Freddy: Yeah man, I gave him a chain fist bump for his excellence.

by AmbyMT December 6, 2010

Booger Bump

The morning after doing cocaine and breathing in through your nose dumps the cocaine laced snot down your throat getting you high again.

No coffee, I just had my booger bump but thanks for offering!

by Ex Nihilo 333 February 26, 2022

war bump

A euphemism for an erection.

Trump gets a war bump every time his daughter Ivanka walks into the room.

by Jimathay October 6, 2017

internal fist bump

The act of one person shoving their fist up another’s anus while a third person shoves their fist down the second persons throat, creating a fist bump when they connect inside the person.

That other coach pissed me off, let’s go give him an internal fist bump.

by Fishbumper725 February 25, 2023