Bruised Arm

A phallus (penis) after sexual intercourse. (Typically used after a male loses his virginity).

Dave: Robbo, heard you had a big night last night, how's the bruised arm?
Robbo: Not too bad mate, she dusted me off with a loaf of bread after so he's held up alright.

Jack: Fuck, my bruised arm's causing a bit of grief this morning. Might toss one off to settle things down.

by CHEEF KIEF August 25, 2018

Bushwick Arms

Arms and shoulders covered in random doodle tattoos. Common among women in Bushwick, Brooklyn

That girl we just passed on the street has a ton of small tattoos everywhere! Yes, she has Bushwick arms.

by Big Brig January 30, 2025

Broke arm

The act of breaking you arm

I got a broke arm

by MuckGregor July 23, 2018

Muppet Arms

A derogatory term for people from India. First used by the British army as a racial slur during cricket games.

Look at this muppet arms, he can barely throw!

by Edward Scholarsly June 9, 2018

arm span

The measure of the distance between ones arms.

My arm span is longer than you.

by Consolo Kast October 13, 2018

Armed guards

Aren't going to stop school shootings.

Hym "They can just pick another target. A mall. Wait for them to go outside for recess. Find out what time the school lets out and spray the courtyard. But there is a through-line. It's very consistent. Armed guards aren't going to do anything. Gun bans aren't going to do anything. What type of people shoot up schools? Is it almosted entirely groups of people who are demonized for one reason or another? Why not just stop demonizing them? 'Well, because demonization is an effective tool for ideological control and if we don't demonize them people will imitate them or won't be incentivized be more like me.' There it is. It's all just ideological control. That's you trying to reserve the right to control people. And if you're going to do keep trying it you're going to keep getting what you deserve..."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2023

One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch

by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024