teste squeeze

squezing of the testes extremely hard

i gave him a teste squeeze so hard he sweeld up like a he got finger banged

by pissballs94 June 11, 2009

Test cough

A fake cough let out when one is told to be completely silent.

Teacher: I'm going to go copy a couple of papers if i hear one sound you're all getting written up.
student 1: *cough* *cough*
student 2: stop with the test coughs I don't wanna be written up

by benUlan November 5, 2009

ten second test

The amount of time it takes on a blind date or a computer date site date before you realize that the next hour or two is going to be a total waste of time. In other words: you're not attracted.

Dude #1: How was the date last night?
Dude #2: Horrible!
Dude #1: What? She fail the ten second test?
Dude #2: No, I think I did! She hardly talked to me or looked at me the whole time.

by Vagabond King January 31, 2010

The Ladder Test

If playing an online game and wonder if you lag, you start climbing up a ladder in the game, to see if you make it to the top or if you just keep on jumping from on top to on bottom.

Gamer#1: "Dude! I so shot that guy in the face, and it took him freakin' three second to die! Bajingless!"

Gamer#1's Online Buddy:"Do The Ladder Test. I see one right over there."

by TurnOnLamp September 25, 2010

Test subject A

Reference to someone somewhat maniacal in behavior. Someone who acts as if they are out of a Government testing facility.

He's being as crazy as Test subject A!

by Test subject A November 3, 2010

Test-cicles

A male's testicles, when exposed to extreme cold and are useless for anything other than identifying a male as male (if even that).

Man, it's so cold outside, my testicles are turning into test-cicles...

by Shadowulf1 January 25, 2011