Tech-tactics

The act of adding intrinsic value by visually organizing, arranging, cleaning, and curating a set of objects. Especially of technology.

John: "I feel so stressed at my job."
Dan: "Maybe you should apply some tech-tactics to your office space. That might lighten the mood."
John: "That sounds like a good idea. I'll try that."

by LazyBenzoil June 22, 2022

Tech panic

Gay panic for technicians

I’m having tech panic

by Dr Fhil May 7, 2022

Tech Decking

That is not what you say, you say FINGERBOARDING. Not "Tech Decking".

See that dude tech decking?
Mike Schneider: Dude. It's called FINGERBOARDING.

by fingerboard god June 2, 2022

tech tip

anything written by a virgin

virgin: "tech tip: you can code using c++"
fbi: "virgin detected"

by sussyamognus July 11, 2022

Teching Out

Teching out is in reference to the propensity people high on methamphetamine have for developing an incredibly powerful desire to attempt to tinker with electronics /tech items. Whether it's taking something apart like a flashlight or installing stereos. The big difference between someone teching out and a regular hobbyist is that the hobbyist is generally organized. The person teching out is going to make a huge mess approximately 90% of the time. Most likely won't accomplish what they set out to do and will more often than not, get frustrated and lose their temper quite easily.

The next door neighbour was outside teching out on his car stereo until 3 a.m. again last night. Bits and bobs of his car lay strewn about our cul-de-sac.

by Slick_Slack October 16, 2022

Tech Savile

One who is highly advanced at cyber grooming

"Uncle claims to know nothing about computers, but his criminal record suggests he's Tech Savile"

by Smart grubby November 9, 2022