Pizza Tax

The appropriately set tax by a dad or guardian for a child or minor who is making a frozen pizza in dad's home. Typically, 1 piece of pizza is required for tax for a standard frozen pizza. The fully-cooked piece of pizza is to be relinquished to dad by the child because their pizza was prepared in dad's home, in his kitchen, using his oven, using his kitchen utensils, or any other excuse that dad comes up with at that moment.

The child stood in dismay when his father came into the kitchen to get a piece of pizza and collect his pizza tax.

by Didi of the Pants Clan December 18, 2021

trump tax

Any rise in consumer prices that can be directly attributed to President Trump’s tariffs.

I was going to buy my daughter a new doll, but the trump tax put it out of reach.

by darthgandhi May 20, 2025

Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.

Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.

by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014

Tax Evasion

Its not a crime its a obligation

The IRS calls it Tax Evasion I call it keeping my money.

by Blue4Beast October 16, 2025

orb tax

A strange, unexpected, annoying fee or charge

This mandatory credit card fee is such an orb tax... I dont even see what it is for

by Dani2341 March 9, 2025

tax havenist

Someone who lives in a tax haven to avoid taxes in other countries. Someone who lives their life according to their hone country (U.S.) and international tax law to circumvent high income and investment capital gains taxation. Generally speaking these are almost exclusively millionaires super millionaires and billionaires.

Examples

Richard Branson

John Paulson

Peter Schiff

Nomad Capitalist

That guy is a tax havenist living in Bermuda.

by el Gringo Rico August 12, 2023

tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.

Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.

by oudaday August 15, 2016