by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025
Get the Nails Are Our Tails mug.What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
Get the But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! mug.When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.
by Chillycold94 August 8, 2024
Get the sleeping on his shirt tail mug.Word plat on the pg Pony Tail- x rated version where the sexual partner holds the hair of the partner giving oral.
by JeffJeffington July 1, 2023
Get the Hoeny Tail mug.The hair between your butt that can be braided and is similar to a rat tail one would have on the back of there head.
by Catman4517252 July 15, 2023
Get the Australian rat tail mug.Someone young and inexperienced, usually with a know-it-all attitude; also an extremely drunken state.
That little pissy-tailed bastard tried to tell Chef he was cooking pork incorrectly.
Girl, I got so pissy-tailed drunk I couldn't even talk.
Girl, I got so pissy-tailed drunk I couldn't even talk.
by hankakaestelle July 25, 2023
Get the pissy-tailed mug.When the toilet seat cover from a public bathroom sticks to your sweaty ass, and the middle part hangs down like a tail and slaps the logs as you stand up.
I need to go home and change. I just took a shit and when I stood up, the beaver tail dripped brown water all over my pants.
by huckleberry_finsta July 25, 2023
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