Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

See sex, sexual intercourse, and fucking.

"(You asked for a back rub), and that means... Mr. Smith Goes to Washington?" - Ray Romano, Everybody Loves Raymond

by Davidus February 22, 2005

Smith Center Redmen

One of the most successful high school football teams ever. Because of their success Smith Center has gained national recognition several times in the past few years. Many people believe the Redmen abuse steroids and continue to perpetuate that rumor. However those people are typically whiney crybaby bitch-boys who are tired of getting beaten by the awesome fury that is the Redmen. In fact if those people spent as much time practicing, lifting weights, and studying game films as they spend making excuses and sucking each other off they might win a game every once in a while. Ironically, Smith Center's boys basketball team (made up of many football players) was for years among the worst in the league. Thereby refuting the steroids argument. Many teams accuse the Redmen of "playing dirty" and intentionally hurting opponents by "hitting too hard". But it turns out that football is a CONTACT SPORT and hitting is actually part of the game. If those teams wanted to play touch football (clothes optional) they should have formed their own pansy ass league.

Guy 1: Dude, the Smith Center Redmen only win because they're on steroids.

Guy 2: Doesn't that mean that everyone who's beaten them is also on steroids?

Guy 1: No, the teams that beat the Redmen do so because they work hard.

Guy 2: But the Redmen work hard too, they lift weights and train all year around. They adhere to a code of conduct and honor and are taught to work together. You can't just chalk it up to steroids.

Guy 1: No, they're just on steroids.

Guy 2: You're a fucking idiot.

Guy 1: Making excuses is easier than working hard.

Guy 2: Being a Redman is easier than being a pussy.

by MastaRoe February 6, 2010

Hello Mr Smith

After engaging in a doppleganger maneuver on a girl during doggy style sex you do not wash the hand that was in her ass. You then procede to go to a family function with her and as soon as possible you shake her fathers hand with the unclean hand that was inside his daughters ass. Walk right up to him and say "Hello Mr Smith!"

I couldnt believe my luck when my girlfriend's asshole father ate chips and dip right after I gave him a Hello Mr Smith!

by Hello Mr Smith June 28, 2011

aaron smith

A smelly homo that likes to take over your house not only does he eat all your food but he stanks up your room. He is the definition of low life. He also likes to wack off until he blows a load all over your cat.

That guy is being such an aaron smith
Stop acting like aaron smith
your going to start being known as a aaron smith

by Yobestfriend January 15, 2014

Smithtown

Smithtown is your regualr average town. It is mostly white its pretty even amount of rich kids and poor kids. Smithtown both high school West and East has high population of drug activity although High school East is known as the pharmacy because of the infamous amount of drugs that are used and sold in school.Smithtown has your usual preppy snotty group who continuously get caught drinking at the local beach. Your "gangsta" group who is quick to start a fight with you while there high to impress there other "gangsta" friends and slutty girls. And last but not least your skater crew who dose a lot more talking about skateing then actually skateing

Normal Long island kid: What do you want to do
Smithtown kid:Lets go to Smithtown
Normal long island kid: Noo thoughts kids are trashy and get caught doing the same stupid stuff time after time

by Gangsta S-town August 7, 2008

SMITHWATER

Two girls by the names morgan smith and morgan rainwater. Who are fucking insane, have been in jail, major druggies, and are only 14, but have amazing looks on life and can give advice. and always have drugs to make everything better.


were stoned.

MORGAN SMITH AND MORGAN RAINWATER.

"Dude! did you see those fuckin girls hit that bong?"

"Yeah dude thats smithwater."

by Culver October 18, 2008