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Strawberry shortcake

Dude last night I busted inside my girl and made her my strawberry shortcake.
by Redlady0218 January 19, 2021
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Strawberries and Cream

When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!
Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.

Emma: This is why I love you

Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?
by Mexican Nate October 20, 2020
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Strawberry Cramper

A Strawberry Cramper (also known as a Chicken Mummfler) is a type of action that causes the suffocation of a feminine lizard (named otherwised as the Female Boogaloo). This action is highly dangerous and often results in spontaneous and putrid combustion. This action is commonly done by those in the furry community (a group of those who are attracted to animals) and is recommended to not be viewed apon by the normal eyes.

Finding satisfaction in this act is considered a crime in the Philippines, North Korea, and most of the U.S.A. (most notably the state of Alabama).
"While walking down the street i saw Fred giving the neighborly Female Boogaloo a Strawberry Cramper.".
by Warrior's_Dream June 27, 2019
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National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day

January 11th

On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!

No one gets left behind!
My hair isn’t strawberry blonde, nor ginger: just strawberry: only National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day applies to me.
by Sharkey Studios December 13, 2023
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Strawberry dickcheesecake

When you haven't showered in days and you fuck a girl on her period before having her perform oral on your bloody smegma encrusted cock
"I know you haven't eaten all day baby and it's that time of the month so l'm gunna give you a strawberry dickcheesecake. I know it's your favorite!”
by Mr. Lolita June 18, 2025
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Strawberry Oreo’d

When a company changes or discards a product ( like Strawberry Oreos or The new pepsi and coke, etc )
Oh man! Pepsi Strawberry Oreo’d their old recipe! Dang it.
by RiceOnRiceViolence May 15, 2018
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Strawberry trapper

An audacious go getter;
someone who (in an irritating way) impudently gets a head start on work
He forgets we are a team. That strawberry trapper just prefers to get a head start on the work.
He is always well-prepared and then brags about it, that strawberry trapper is getting on my nerves.
by Lit Regen July 5, 2020
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