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Damm is that theesamwilson.stand

Yes she soooo hoooot
by Gay marvel fan October 17, 2021
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British Standard

A polite way of saying Bull Sh*t.
John: "Did you hear about that new Manchester-based EV company set out to beat Tesla?"

Jack: British Standard...
by XXXABboOod6969 January 1, 2022
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Double standards

When somebody tells you not to talk about anybody's business, then they go and tell everybody about a secret being out because they have no self control over their own mouth.
The loudmouth didn't blurt anything out about her own double standards, but was quick to blurt something out about everyone else's that ever met her, so hopefully those new people she was meeting already knew that about her.
by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022
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Frosty Sandstorm

While being intimate on a beach, a man ejaculates in the hair of their partner and tosses a handful of sand into their hair.
"She was so angry when i gave her a frosty sandstorm last week that she still hasn't texted me back."
by AYO-ITS-ME April 14, 2022
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The Standing GawkGawk 5000

An unusual and rare sex position, where a grown man receives oral felatio from a midget of his preferred gender whilst both are standing up.
Dude, I'm dating this small girl, I'll ask her for The Standing GawkGawk 5000 next weekend.
by xottas May 19, 2022
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alabama standoff

Mutual hand jobs while staring each other in the eyes. First to finish loses.
Seen two homeless guys arguing over a donut. I, being the problem solver I am, suggested the Alabama Standoff. Sometimes guns aren't the answer.
by Lemmy Pumpendump October 30, 2022
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