Smack the Sack

To masturbate at such a high speed that your hand smacks your scrotum and makes a wet smacking noise.

Yea, I used to smack the sack, but then it got to loud and my parents heard.

by The Guy1 412435235235 January 10, 2009

potato sack

Potato sacking is much like tea bagging except that it involves a much larger set of testicles.

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag ladies, he potato sacks them!!

by BAD COBRA April 26, 2006

O-sack-pophobia

A dangerous mental condition that quarterbacks in the NFL suffer from, especially those such as Tony Romo when they know they are about to get owned by dangerous players like Brian Orakpo of the Washington Redskins.

Omg, did you see Tony Romo and his O-sack-pophobia that led to the interception by DeAngelo Hall? Then all of a sudden, Santana Moss caught the ball from Jason Campbell and the Redskins won the game.

by Redskins_Own November 19, 2009

Turtle-back Sack

When a males scrotum is hard like a turtle's shell.

Man, these tighty whities gave me a turtle-back sack.

by Ank D. Holla January 8, 2009

She smacked on my nut sack

MAle genetalie that has been toyed around wiht a female lifeform.

OH man dude she done smacked on my nut sack.

by billy bong thornton June 15, 2004

lick my sack

what you say to someone when you're fresh out of clever retorts. (also, lick me sack)

some smart guy: "In my opinion your mother is a whore."
you: "Lick my sack."

by kyle marx April 15, 2003