Spicy chorizo

A culinary mishap in which a male cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching his penis with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to male-kind.

For the female version, see Spicy taco.

"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from our vendor, and then ran to take a leak. As I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy chorizo so bad I had to break out the milk."

by CookinSpain November 4, 2014

Spicy taco

A culinary mishap in which a female cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching parts on or around her vagina with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to female-kind.

For the male version, see Spicy taco.

"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from the vendor, and then ran to the bathroom. When I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy taco so bad I had to break out the milk."

by CookinSpain November 4, 2014

spicy waffle

When you put hot sauce on a woman's blue waffle and eat her pussy out.

OMG David gave me the best spicy waffle last night

by truenolies December 29, 2014

spicy mustard

Douche Bag

You are spicy mustard

by Adage April 3, 2015

spicy mouth

A syndrome characterized by the unholy burn in your mouth when you've had too much spicy food.

With horror, Hank put down his atomic wings realizing too late he had just contracted spicy mouth.

by _Hank March 12, 2016

Spicy buttplug

When you put sirachi on a buttplug and insert it into the anus of your partner to burn them from the inside out

David: damn Lana let me give her a spicy buttplug last night
James: no wonder she can't walk right today

by Svetlanaxoxo August 27, 2016