V8 Speed

The chosen type of car for getting home to cook a curry after a long night in the office sweating over a boring media plan that offers little inspiration.

I'm so hungry man if I only had V8 speed

by utilah wadanana March 26, 2003

Speed Bagging

When you are playing an online game (usually a fps like halo 3) after you kill your target, quickly run over to his body, and without stopping, teabag him/her one time and run off

Player 1-"Dude that noob kept talking shit to me on halo 3 so i gave him a Speed Bagging then spawn killed him."

Player 2-"Gnarly man"

by Jo3yMaFiA August 15, 2008

Need For Speed

A really crap overrated game that died after the Hot Pursuit 2010. Also has been a film but well uhh. Lets not talk about that.

Wow that game is like Need for speed.

by I like commiting fornite bath October 6, 2018

speed bag

What a scrotum sack turns into when one testicle has been removed.

"Even after Johnny had ball cancer, he had no problem dipping his speed bag into Jenna's mouth."

"When I get fucked by Bob his speed bag bounces off my asshole."

by Andgorifo January 5, 2008

Irish speed bump

When a woman has had too many children and her vagina is loose. You shove a potato in her ass for th extra friction during sex.

Katy's pussy is blown out from having her 9th kid. Now I have to give her an Irish speed bump whenever we have sex.

by aBIOgene515 August 9, 2016

High speed dirt

The act of taking a shit really quickly. Named after the Megadeth song of the same name, which is, coincidently, shit.

"Oh no, she's coming round in three minutes!"
"You better take a high speed dirt"

by stabby mckinfey October 9, 2008

The Speedy Tenor

Some little mexican-mouse-wanna-be. In a group called the Three Tenors, The Speedy Tenor wears the knee-pads.

The Speedy Tenor bobbed the knob all night long.

by alex November 16, 2003