scover

a combination of the words "scoot" and "over".

Can you scover so i can sit down?

by Corey Layne October 22, 2003

Shovel Dick

The English translation for para la pinga....Meaning go to hell...or Fuck

The other day I stubbed my toe and screamed..agghh shovel dick.

by Tripod36 August 1, 2008

smoke-screen

n. a state in which one turns the shower on while taking a shit.

I was taking a monster shit in the bathroom when I heard my roommate enter the house with some female friends, I immediately had to implement the smoke-screen.

by skulls1850 March 19, 2009

Smoke Job

Noun. A female of high caliber. So attractive she is ‘smoking hot’.

Holy cow, look at that smoke job.

by thisismyrealname;) May 9, 2011

Smoke Signals

(Commonly mistaken as a Dutch Oven however does not involve completely covering the victim)

The act of farting under a blanket while next to another person and then wafting the blanket. This causes the expelled gas to be pushed up and out of the opening blowing it in to the face of the other person. Extremely potent if multiple are saved up under the blanket.

I gave my wife smoke signals and she passed out cause I saved so many before doing it.

by Saddian July 23, 2012

Smoke that Skin Wagon

A euphemism for fellatio. A twist of the phrase, "Skin that smoke wagon," from the movie "Tombstone."

The movie had one very steamy scene where she asked him if he wanted her to smoke that skin wagon.

by Rob in the 'Hood January 17, 2010

jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat

one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.

Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"

by Danarky May 14, 2003