ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive

It means i love what you've done with your couch setup.

ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive

my penis is sad :(

Yeah i like strudel too

by meowu80u80 March 15, 2010

Skiing Italy

When a girl is stroking two guys off while doing the Eiffel tower position with two other guys at the same time

Last night We went skiing Italy on this chick we met at the bar.

by Harry5332 May 12, 2012

skiing down cock mountain

Jerking off a series of men to climax in succession in the style of a downhill skier using ski-poles.

Rob : Have you had Terrance
John : Are you joking?! He's had everyone in here...he's been skiing down cock mountain
Rob : Well I never....

by Ian Bunton, call me "Bunny" September 17, 2014

skin scum

The residue left by use of computer input equuipment i.e. Keyboard, mouse.

The funk that poor Desktop Techs need to clean out of ignorant users equipment

Tony's mouse wasn't rolling correctly with all the skin scum inside.

Call desktop, i want the skin scum cleaned off my keyboard.

by crusty tech October 23, 2003

skin a bear

To take a shit. Alternative slang to such common phrases as "go see a man about a horse." Usually a phrase that is thrown around in a more redneck crowd. Often refers to the specific act of taking a 'praire shit.'

Pull over, Clem, I gotta go skin a bear!

by Deerslayer59301 May 27, 2007

Skin Symphony

The sounds created when a man and a woman make sweet passionate love for a longer than average period of time.

BART: Hey man I just got done creating a skin symphony with the old lady it was great.

SCHUHDADDY (AKA MOZART): Man 5 minutes of you pumping your little tool in and out of her doesn't count as a skin symphony. The last chick I nailed I told her to turn the music off cause I was about to conduct, I then proceeded to burn through a whole box of rubbers and we were laying in a puddle of her girl gravy whenb I was done. That my friend is the skin symphony.

by Schuhdaddy February 25, 2008