Failed Simp

When simpin' ain't easy. SIMP stands for suckas idolizing mediocre pussy. This is, by far, the most recent pandemic with more kills than coronavirus.

A failed simp differs from a traditional simp in that they are so cringey that women eventually just block them for being so annoying. Hearing about the things failed simps do, makes normal women dry heave.

Normal simps look down on failed simps. Failed simps make regular simps look BAD. These are true bottom feeders. Occasionally, they are referred to as shrimp simps because shrimp are also bottom feeders.

Yo this NEGAN is totally a failed simp!! HAHAHAH He goes after every e-girl and still gets slapped and blocked up.

by NotBangTownUSA June 26, 2021

pewdiepie simp

a person that will literally do anything to get into lwiay

hey did you see that guy who spend 20 hours on a pewdiepie animation
yeah his a pewdiepie simp

by TryToFindMe :) June 3, 2020

Girl Simp

Basically a girl who is a simp. She puts the guy before her in a relationship. Girl simps are very uncommon

Ex:

Ally: Hey, Ian we should hangout later
Ian: nah I’m chilling with the bois later
Ally: ok coming over

Ian: you are such a Girl Simp, we are done

by Ianishello February 18, 2020

simp pass

It is the pass boys can use once to simp for a girl without judgement

Michael- I am going to use my simp pass on this girl. I feel she is the one.
Garrett- If say so, but I have faith in you.

by Urban Bone Master April 8, 2020

Respectfully Simp

When you simp either out of respect or without going over the top about it.

Person 1: "Damn, he's kinda cute."
Person 2: "simp"
Person 1: "yeah, but I'll respectfully simp."

by Spaghettinoodleghost September 24, 2020

Simp War

A war in which meets one of the following criteria:

1. Is between two simps

2. A Death of an important simp sparked the war

3. The Simp population has been whipped out substantially

Guy 1: Whoa you think a simp war will happen

Guy 2: I don’t know

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Simp season

Simp season is the time between November and February when thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and Valentine’s Day go back to back and you want to be in a relationship the most .

Its simp season bro I can’t get caught out here simpig I’m just trying to get drafted

by Lil milf hunter November 23, 2019