i shit myself

this is what you say when you shit yourself

guy 1: i shit myself

guy 2: same

by humanmale2 May 20, 2021

That shit's fire

A simple statement acknowledging next level greatness

^ One hit off that joint from Ned's stash, and four hours later I'm still buzzed
> Yeah, no kidding. That shit's fire

by thurb August 8, 2021

Shoot that shit

Phrase used to describe injecting drugs.

John:I got a bag of crack, wanna have a puff?
Damon:Na, lets shoot that shit.

by Drac0 November 17, 2009

world of shit

To be in big trouble.

Joker: Leonard ... if Hartman comes in here and catches us, we'll both be in a world of shit.
Leonard "Gomer Pyle": I am .. . in a world . . . of shit!

by DeathMetal May 26, 2020

Roll your shit

Basically a way of saying "get your shit together" or to do whatever you gotta do to get shit done. Kind of a motivation

- Originating in the Netherlands, Maastricht
-By two stoners

It alludes to the act of rolling a joint which people who indulge in weed tend to enjoy

Rodrigo: "Damn bro I'm so fucking tired, I don't think I can be fucked to study for this exam, Imma just take the L and fail..."

Shanice: "Bitch stfu and roll your shit, you got this"

or

Sam: "Bruh I'm running late right now, I just missed two trains!"

Reneé: "Bitch roll your shit"

by GanjaGurl January 31, 2022

Shit in your Cheerios

To completely ruin someones day

"That guy is a dick, he lives to Shit in your Cheerios."

by Madanarx August 11, 2006