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This is a move when you have a woman on her hands and knees, doggie style. You put your hands together and make your way across the room, while humming the theme from Jaws. Then you cram all 8 fingers into her sloppy cunt.
It wasn't his cock that tore me up! That bastard sharked me!!!
by KarenT August 6, 2007
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Shark-Eyes

Piercing light-blue eyes that stand out beautifully yet eerily. Often described as effortlessly holding your focus, these types of blue eyes are often amplified by the contrast of dark hair and can seemingly see right through you.
Celebrities that possess "Shark-Eyes" would include Zooey Deschanel, Emily Deschanel, Erza Haliti, Katy Perry, Tiffani Thiessen, Adriana Lima, Irina Shayk, Candice Swanepoel, etc...
by Rob.M June 20, 2011
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shark bite

An unfortunate event of varying importance that breaks an individuals good spirit.
"$7 rum and cokes??? ouch... shark bite."
by JC Hammer April 21, 2006
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Shark-epic

Something so amazingly epic. Like if a shark were to jump out of the water and high five or suck your dick (without biting it off).
P1: Holy shit!!! The lead singer of one of my favorite bands asked me to be my friend.
P2: Dude, that's fucking shark-epic!!!
by Shadow Amadeus May 11, 2011
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Shark Tard

Those people who are obsessed with Shark Week and insist on posting gratuitous amounts of pointless Facebook statues about Shark Week.
"Omg Finally Shark Week is here i can't wait to blow up everyones news feed"!

"Wow your such a Shark Tard"!!!!!
by Left4Dead Broooooski :) August 5, 2011
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Shark Finning

Verb
To swim backstroke with an erection.
'Did you see Ralph? He was totally Shark Finning it over that lifeguard.'Said Paul.
by SickyMike October 17, 2014
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Sharkesiha

A girl who hits people with her fist repeatedly. Stay away from a Sharkesiha it might bite. If you are a Sharkesiha you will be strongly disliked from others.
Girl 1: "Sharkesiha No!"
Girl 2: "Sharkesiha don't hit her"
Girl 3: "Don't kick her Sharkesiha"
by It's me123 June 10, 2014
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