Flush of shame

Occurs when the next person to use the stall after you is forced to re-flush the toilet to get the last remaining bits of your pooh to go down.

Big pooh, little toilet, in a hurry = flush of shame as you're washing your hands.

by Optiongeek December 15, 2011

cock of shame

Just like a walk of shame, but with your cock. Especially, when your cock decides to be uncooperative and either you can't get it up at all OR you end up ejaculating too quickly. Then your girl is mad at you and you are ashamed of yourself.

John: So, the girl you took home with you last night, was she any good?
Paul: I don't know man...
John: Wtf do you meanmean by that?
Paul: Nothing dude, I totally had a cock of shame last night!
John: Oh, you poor thine! Here, take this blue pill next time.

by johnsonneil July 27, 2014

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself

Phrase said by Mariah Lolo.

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.

by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2022

shakespeare complexion

mean-spirited nickname for a mildly intelligent person who thinks they're an absolute genius.

BEN: The complexity of the piece just show the narrow mindedness of the Manchunian people, as they fail to realise the error of their inverted, and quite frankly, archaic ways.
BOB (whispers to BRIAN): That wanker's got a Shakespeare complexion.

by Sir Rory of Prestonia November 4, 2007

cry and shame

To be a cry and a shame... the common mistake is cryin' shame but it account for both cry and shame

We lost, it was a total cry and shame!

by Marcus April 23, 2005

samesiesisnotaword

This is the antidefinition for samesies, thus, samesies is no longer a legitimate word.

samesies + samesiesisnotaword = 0

by Khoel April 2, 2009