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seasoned blowjob

When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job
Yea dude I gave her a bottle of champagne and she legit started giving me a seasoned blowjob.
by Bawgg January 14, 2020
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sesonk

Single handedly the most badass chad in the known universe
You're such a sesonk for helping with my homework
by Pongrácz July 17, 2020
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sets the table

Set the table are the actions that precede sex that get you in the mood before having sex. Foreplay is the most important part of setting table.
Me: So has your sex life been? I hope he isn't one those guys that won't go down on you, but they expect it for themselves.
Her: No he always sets the table! And a nice table at that!
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 11, 2020
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seasolts

A caring and cute personality a little weird but funny does not get mad easily trustworthy and a great personality
Hi Ms.seasolts How are you doing today? Great my dear how are you did you go surfing are you going surfing next week because I'm always up to go hahha!
by Dianatealover October 29, 2020
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Seasoned

A way of saying “you have a lot of life experience” or to talk about the fact that you’re older without saying you’re old.

Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.

The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use to explain life right now; not kids anymore, not yet 30.
“Seasoned“ OR “Seasoning

“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”

“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”

“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”
by 3rdxthe_charm October 29, 2020
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Seasoned

A way of saying “you have a lot of life experience” or to talk about the fact that you’re older without saying you’re old.

Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.

The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use; not kids anymore, not yet 30.
“Seasoned“ OR “Seasoning

“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”

“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”

“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”
by 3rdxthe_charm October 29, 2020
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