How to be a Scene Kid:
- Get yourself a stupidly thick and uneven fringe (usually parted to the side) that looks like you've cut it yourself, mainly because you have cut it yourself. Remember, Scenes never trust hairdressers.
- Girls must dress like baby prostitutes; that means you must not wear anything without a Band logo on it or made by that faggot guy from BMTH (DropDead, just so you all know). Hello Kitty and Gloomy Bear are always idolised, along with Pokemon & Yu-Gi-Oh cards. A nice idea would be to tie them to some fluorescent string and wear them as a necklace. Skinny jeans are a must have, but only for guys, girls in any type of trousers are prohibited, it's all about the tutus and fluorescent tights with sparkly leg warmers and Converses signed by all your friends (but of course they never use their real names, just their scenekid names like EmmaXCore).
- Wear so much eyeliner (or Guyliner if your of the male species) so that it's almost touching your nose. Mascara is optionable, along with glitter, but they both make the Scene look more extreme.
- Pierce everything humanly possible. Doing it at home with a safety pin is preferred.
- Join every VanityXCore etc. band on Bebo. And make sure they have your photo as their display picture. This will only happen if you take it from a high angle and photoshop it 'till you look like a Barbie doll. Then just wait for all the comments..
"OMFG baybeeee yewr liek soo PHITT!! eye luff yewwwww ^-^ xXxXxXx <333333"
If you've grasped all this, then the only thing left to sort out is your 'taste' in music, but that isn't difficult. Anything about slitting your wrists or love that can never happened is acceptable. Along with nu-rave music.
- Get yourself a stupidly thick and uneven fringe (usually parted to the side) that looks like you've cut it yourself, mainly because you have cut it yourself. Remember, Scenes never trust hairdressers.
- Girls must dress like baby prostitutes; that means you must not wear anything without a Band logo on it or made by that faggot guy from BMTH (DropDead, just so you all know). Hello Kitty and Gloomy Bear are always idolised, along with Pokemon & Yu-Gi-Oh cards. A nice idea would be to tie them to some fluorescent string and wear them as a necklace. Skinny jeans are a must have, but only for guys, girls in any type of trousers are prohibited, it's all about the tutus and fluorescent tights with sparkly leg warmers and Converses signed by all your friends (but of course they never use their real names, just their scenekid names like EmmaXCore).
- Wear so much eyeliner (or Guyliner if your of the male species) so that it's almost touching your nose. Mascara is optionable, along with glitter, but they both make the Scene look more extreme.
- Pierce everything humanly possible. Doing it at home with a safety pin is preferred.
- Join every VanityXCore etc. band on Bebo. And make sure they have your photo as their display picture. This will only happen if you take it from a high angle and photoshop it 'till you look like a Barbie doll. Then just wait for all the comments..
"OMFG baybeeee yewr liek soo PHITT!! eye luff yewwwww ^-^ xXxXxXx <333333"
If you've grasped all this, then the only thing left to sort out is your 'taste' in music, but that isn't difficult. Anything about slitting your wrists or love that can never happened is acceptable. Along with nu-rave music.
OMFG i fucking lufffff oli sykes he is soo PHITT <33333 ^-^ xXxXXx tehehee
No dear, you're just scene.
No dear, you're just scene.
by Your maaaa February 3, 2008
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Basically an Emo kid that likes to wear bright colors and dress differently, Frequently Skaters and Musicians. They spend a lot of time in the mall or on MySpace and they go to a lot of shows. Usually pro at playing Halo and Texting. Usually cool with most social groups but usually hate cops and Posers
SCENE GIRLS
Long Hair, Usually Puffy, sometimes with a streak or multiple streaks of color with or without a ribbon, Bow or Baby Hair Clip
Neon Colors, Zebra Stripes, Leopard Print are frequently found in their wardrobe
Skin Tight, Pencil Leg Jeans are mandatory
Tight Band Tee Shirts or Preppy Brands like Hollister or American eagle
Sometimes wear lots of makeup
Piercings Common, Especially Snake Bites
Converse - Flats - Sandals or Colorful High Top Skate Shoes
A Colorful Belt is Common, Sometimes with the Buckle off To the Side
Obsessed with Hello kitty and/or Invader Zim and/or Cupcakes and /or Diamonds
Often Vegetarians or Vegan
Usually fall for skaters and musicians
Listen to Metalcore / Grindcore / Underground Hip-Hop
Go To a lot of shows
Usually Really Hot
Obsessed with Mountain Dew and/or Old English
Spend a lot of time in the mall
SCENE GUYS
Tight Pencil Leg Jeans
Tight Band Tee Shirts
Usually Skate or Ride BMX
Long Hair or New Era Fitted or both
Either Straight Edge or Pot Heads
MySpace is Mandatory + Lots of Friends
Listen to Metalcore / Grindcore / Underground Hip-Hop
Go To a lot of shows
A Colorful Belt is Common, Sometimes with the Buckle off to the Side
Sometimes Considered Metro
Neon Colors, Zebra Stripes, Leopard Print are frequently found in their wardrobe
Always in skate shoes
Piercings Common, Especially Snake Bites
Obsessed with Mountain Dew and/or Old English
Spend a lot of time in the mall
Basically an Emo kid that likes to wear bright colors and dress differently, Frequently Skaters and Musicians. They spend a lot of time in the mall or on MySpace and they go to a lot of shows. Usually pro at playing Halo and Texting. Usually cool with most social groups but usually hate cops and Posers
SCENE GIRLS
Long Hair, Usually Puffy, sometimes with a streak or multiple streaks of color with or without a ribbon, Bow or Baby Hair Clip
Neon Colors, Zebra Stripes, Leopard Print are frequently found in their wardrobe
Skin Tight, Pencil Leg Jeans are mandatory
Tight Band Tee Shirts or Preppy Brands like Hollister or American eagle
Sometimes wear lots of makeup
Piercings Common, Especially Snake Bites
Converse - Flats - Sandals or Colorful High Top Skate Shoes
A Colorful Belt is Common, Sometimes with the Buckle off To the Side
Obsessed with Hello kitty and/or Invader Zim and/or Cupcakes and /or Diamonds
Often Vegetarians or Vegan
Usually fall for skaters and musicians
Listen to Metalcore / Grindcore / Underground Hip-Hop
Go To a lot of shows
Usually Really Hot
Obsessed with Mountain Dew and/or Old English
Spend a lot of time in the mall
SCENE GUYS
Tight Pencil Leg Jeans
Tight Band Tee Shirts
Usually Skate or Ride BMX
Long Hair or New Era Fitted or both
Either Straight Edge or Pot Heads
MySpace is Mandatory + Lots of Friends
Listen to Metalcore / Grindcore / Underground Hip-Hop
Go To a lot of shows
A Colorful Belt is Common, Sometimes with the Buckle off to the Side
Sometimes Considered Metro
Neon Colors, Zebra Stripes, Leopard Print are frequently found in their wardrobe
Always in skate shoes
Piercings Common, Especially Snake Bites
Obsessed with Mountain Dew and/or Old English
Spend a lot of time in the mall
by K.T.K December 9, 2008
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A useless preverted copy of what once may have been a punk rocker, hippie, new waver, goth, reggaeton, metalhead, or any other group of persons differing from the main stream. They are one, of a largly populaur group, of rich children who apparently do not fit in with ANYONE and become the way they are as a resualt to there "horrible lives" of starbucks and nice clothing. These kids are generally found cyber crying there eyes out on myspace because some 14 year old boy who hasn't hit puberty said that they only liked them as a friend, or gathering at large masses at Hot Topic to buy the expensive band t-shirts that cost 5$ to be made, but 30$ because they were baptised as Hot Topic merch.
Punk: Hey, do you want a puff of this stoogie and then we can go chill and listen to the Clash or Hendrix or something at my place?
Scene Kid: *takes hit and blows chunks* um who's the Clash? I'd rather listen to some real music like Escape the Fate or My Chemical Romance and draw red marks on my arms so it looks like I cut myself.
Scene Kid: *takes hit and blows chunks* um who's the Clash? I'd rather listen to some real music like Escape the Fate or My Chemical Romance and draw red marks on my arms so it looks like I cut myself.
by Silly Tipsy Hippie Tripster August 30, 2009
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Get the scene mug.doing something out of the norm to make people notice you. sometimes, tacky fake jewelry, fucked up hair due's or goofy fucking clothes you don't see many people wear are a good indication of this.
by kingmidas December 15, 2008
Get the scene kids mug.a kid that dress "emo"(but is not),they only hang out with people who dress and think the same way as them. they usualy have chopped up hair that they probably cut them selves and they think they are the greatest fucking creation on this earth.
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