Caesar salad

The act of farting while someone is rimming you (i.e. farting while having your anus licked). Coined by the Atlantan whom made a submission to Savage Love under the name GASS.

I was there tossing her salad and all of a sudden she busts a Caesar salad.

by Lex Icon December 4, 2003

salad eater

A person lacking in testoserone. A "new" man, a liberal. An effeminate man.

Pilates? That's a gym for salad eaters.

by Delusional October 14, 2003

toss my salad

making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich out of someones ass and then shooting semen all over the place yelling that was a good tossed salad

Yo chad i want you to toss my salad now try to catch my semen

by Bigdongdizzle February 17, 2010

tossing salad

licking the corn hole

Bitch! You better toss my salad before I have to smack yo ass.

by Pimp daddy V September 10, 2003

Salad-dodger

Likes food a little too much

That salad-dodger is eating another KFC

by Rik Waller March 7, 2003

Salad Bowling

To stick ones thumb up the anus/colon of a small person (midget) and hurl across the room like a bowling ball.

Dorothy said to Toto, "do you fancy a game of Salad Bowling with these Munchkin's?"

Toto: Woof!

by VampireGUK February 25, 2008

Salad Patch

When a guy puts a cut up carrot, a sliced tomato and a head of lettuce inside of a girl's vagina and tops it with his own special sauce, then enjoys a tasty snack.

I hear you can get a good salad patch at West Potomac High School

by 000salad___000___fingers000 January 18, 2009