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A word to describe someone as a safe option, as they are so ugly and horrible that you know that they will never leave you. Often practised by hot girls on tinder, who swipes you right thinking that you are safe, they keep you on leash often ghosting you for days or weeks, stands you up on dates and are mostly mean. Quickly gets bored as you try to be nice or give them compliments as they were expecting you to talk about the quantum theory and consciousness in the first two lines of greetings. Absolutely results in an unmatch without explanation (while you were typing) becomes toxic for deluded men who are inspired by the "she's way out of my league" movie and leaving them stranded in the dystopia of broken dreams. The cesspool fosters and encourages stalking behaviour, resulting in psychopathic tendencies to be a sociopath and eventually a creep.
Guy: So it's a one year anniversary since we matched! Are you still active on tinder?
Girl: Dude, fuck off! I only swiped you right cuz I thought you are safe

Girl 1: I would love to leave my guy for a hot, tall, rich stud! But I won't cuz I know my guy will never leave me cuz he is an ugly ass loser.
Girl 1's BFF: Safe is the way to go!!!
Safe by going_south November 21, 2021
Related Words
A girl who is shy and her name is rare.

She's a modest muslimah. And people love how peaceful she is
"Who's that? "
"It's safeela"
safeela by Shy hijabi November 23, 2021
Shy
Fun
Good
Is shy at first but once you know her she is not as shy
It is used as a name

Safeela is a name meaning 'beautiful fragrant rose'
Safeela by Shy hijabi November 23, 2021

Safety baby daddy 

A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.
“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”

“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy
Safety baby daddy by Taylour Paige December 11, 2021

Safe & Sane Surfer 

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.
Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!
Safe & Sane Surfer by Ratskrad December 30, 2021

Safe as bro 

New Zealand slang term for "nice one mate", or "no problem chap" meaning no worries my friend.
Safe as bro by KjngDrew December 30, 2021