Painting some sea dragons

A rather obscure term for wanking. Supposedly originated in Australia.

When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

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Sea Breeze

When you fart while in a hot tub. For some reason, the heat causes the fart to smell worse and have residual ass oil float on the water and permanently stain whatever it touches.

"Man, John let out this sea breeze last night, so now I have to clean our puke and sand the inside of the hot tub."

by Rundvelt April 19, 2020

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the sea lion

When your girlfriend puts on a helmet (backwards and any helmet) and pleasures you orally and in between gags makes an "ahrt ahrt ahrt" sound like a retard/sea lion.

Hey bro this skater kid left his helmet at my house last night! I wonder if I can get my girl to give me the sea lion tonight!

by Lenbro February 23, 2020

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Planes are the birds of the sea

A beer

Planes are the birds of the sea

by xdfizzyloot March 18, 2020

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Sea Chest

1. A woman’s large breasts.
2. A woman who has large breast.

1. Katy Perry has a admirable Sea Chest.
2. Dam I could drown in her Sea Chest.

by Poop poop 69 November 15, 2020

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Similar to the Double Dick Down Method where the man wears a strap-on to have both vaginal and anal sex. But with the Sea Urchin Smash the man also suctions a dildo onto his forehead as to also face-fuck his female partner.

The Sea Urchin Smash is so pleasurable that it's like a poison to me.

by Cocktography November 22, 2020

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