Doritos with Kraft slices, heated in a microwave. Truckstop Mexican food for when you're deep in the woods and there's no true Mexican food for hundreds of miles around.
Alejandro craved Mexican food after his fourth blunt but there was nothing available, so he prepared redneck nachos with leftovers. Adapt, improvise, overcome!
by brunito February 9, 2020
Get the redneck nachosmug. by DieselDick3 May 19, 2018
Get the Redneck Pipe Cleanermug. Next time you are on a roadtrip, give this tasty delight a try. While the gas tank is filling, go into the quickie mart and get a package of twinkies and a nice cup of coffee. Wait about 10 mins for the coffee to cool a little, unwrap a twinkie and quickly dunk it in the coffee. Enjoy immediately!
Andy: Let's stop for gas and score some redneck tiramisu!
Dave: What on earth is that??
Andy: We'll get some twinkies and dunk them in coffee...
Dave: (10 miles down the road when the coffee is at the perfect temp) holy cow! these are GREAT!
Dave: What on earth is that??
Andy: We'll get some twinkies and dunk them in coffee...
Dave: (10 miles down the road when the coffee is at the perfect temp) holy cow! these are GREAT!
by Marshall Fazione November 20, 2016
Get the redneck tiramisumug. by Michaelisaredneckhillbilly August 15, 2024
Get the Redneck hillbilly internetmug. by MasterDaddySir November 9, 2020
Get the Redneck Retirementmug. Sometimes buying new is not an option. It's during these times you have to go cheap and redneck-repair and innovate.
Still sad & racist as F*CK.Can me replaced with Ghetto rigging, nig rigging, jurry rig, and hillbilly rig depending on the audience being spoken to.
Still sad & racist as F*CK.Can me replaced with Ghetto rigging, nig rigging, jurry rig, and hillbilly rig depending on the audience being spoken to.
I just Redneck-rigged my steering wheel back on the car. I pray to to glorious Lynyrd Skynyrd it holds.
by MYGBF October 20, 2022
Get the Redneck-riggedmug. by archangel92 November 5, 2014
Get the redneck reach aroundmug.