a real piece of work

a person who is complicated or precarious, like a three-legged stool with only two legs, or has too many issues

That person is hard to relate to; s/he is a real piece of work.

by Frank A. Lingua July 23, 2016

Real One

A Real One is somebody you can count on. They don't have to be related to you but you call them Family

A real one is also known as "You"

You are a Real One

by An interested 3rd party January 25, 2020

markiplier isnt real

He isn't real, it's just not true, too good to be true. If your here from years after, here's a bit of nostalgia <3

Markiplier and all of his friends and family telling the truth: Markiplier isnt real

by The truth about what is real January 8, 2021

Real nigga

A man who eats ass

Man angel ate that girls ass, he a Real nigga

by Real__nigga August 31, 2014

shit got real

when crazy shit happens to you or when un-real shit happens

Guy1:Guy:Shit got real when I lost a dildo in my ass!

by zior November 20, 2011

Real ass nigga

A real ass nigga is a guy that actually wants a relationship and just doesn't want to fuck. A real ass nigga is a faithful ass nigga to his girl. That is a real ass nigga

My man is a real ass nigga I set him up to see if he would cheat and he stayed faithful

by Hoes don't have nothing January 1, 2017

Be Real

Being real with yourself and to all reality.

The understanding that you are the supreme and that no one amounts to your greatness.

When used in a phrase, "Be Real", you are showing your true justification to defecate onto someones face. This is because you understand that you are real and that they are fake on instances regarding life.

Exxx. 1
Girl: I can't believe we had sex last night...I have a bf.

Guy: Be Real bitch, last night you didn't know your bf's name.
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Exxx.2

Girl: What the hell?! You didn't give me the $30000000 purse I wanted!!

Guy: Be real cunt...you aren't that good in bed.
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Exxx.3

Girl: Baby, take me to that concert you've been talking about for months.

Guy: Bitch, be real, the tickets are only free, and you ain't worth it.

Exxx 4:

Angela: IF you build this doghouse for me ill buy you Katz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dillon and Josh: Bitch, Be REAL! You ain't worth it cunt ho bitch slut....but its free food so, FUCK IT!!!!

by ONLYLIVETWICE December 16, 2008