Ash Raped

Shout at someone who was stranded abroad because of the volcanic ash cloud.

"Ahhhhh, John! You got ash raped"

by supergimpophile May 1, 2010

fate-rape

the action or process of forcefully altering, changing or in any way derailing possible natural occurrences otherwise known as fate.

to commit fate-rape: to knowingly alter the course of your own or someone elses fate.

the raping of one's fate

" i just fate-raped my exam" ( i was sure to fail )

" when we started dating she fate-raped me" (changed the course of my life )

Angelina's kids are fate-raped ( their fates are altered to those of regular kids )

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by pass the soap clothing September 8, 2010

chat raped

when some one talks to you in your sleep and you answer them, leading on to a conversation

"i fell asleep on the couch last night and mum totally chat raped me, she told me al about it this morning. i feel so violated".

by kiwidave October 12, 2010

data rape

Using a persons data without consent.. aka fucking them over by misusing their personal data in a way that was not consensual. Often accomplished with droofies (see droofies).

You: "WTF Facebook!?!"

Friend: "What ?"

You: "All I remember is last night I went to bed and no one could see my personal info on my facebook profile, and then this morning I woke and everyone could see my birthdate, social security number, credit card info .. AND my asshole hurts."

Friend: "Dude.. you must have been data raped by Facebook. I bet they slipped you a droofie."

by justlikealltherest July 24, 2011

Name Rape

The act of someone guessing the pronunciation of other's names wrong on a consistent basis. This action happens on a defenseless and unwanted level, giving the victim a feeling of being raped.

No matter how common the name is, the Name Rapist will always completely butcher the attempt at pronouncing a name. The victim may spend large amounts of time pondering how someone could possibly fail so badly.

Victims may be Name Raped multiple times by the same Name Rapist. Name rapists will usually strike again and again until a victim has spoken up about previous incidents.

Sometimes a Name Rape is followed by a quick aside, showing even more ignorance.

The following is an example of a college professor engaging in Name Rape during the first class of the semester:

Prof.-"Deeemon Smith? That's odd.."
Demond-"Demoond!"
Prof."I was gonna say....."

Prof.-"Katey Willshit? *looks around*"
Prof.-"Katey?"
Katey-"Whilleshet"
Prof.-"Ahh"

Prof-"Shakira Montorossa?"
Shakara-"Shakaaaar(rolls R)aa Monterosa!"
Prof.-"Sorry Shakira."

by Hayden5757 September 9, 2011

Conversation Rape

When someone unconsensually overtakes a conversation, allowing no other party to speak and most often speaking only of themselves and their past glories.

I.e. Thomas talking everyone's face off last night was such a conversation rape.

I.e. Don't get caught downstairs with P.T., he's a conversation rapist.

by The Frog Keeper November 24, 2013