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Shitfuck rocket

The Shitfuck rockets are a series of rockets developed during the Kerbal Space Program. (2011-ongoing) Each shitfuck rocket featured it’s own set of abnormal design choices, which was concluded to be the reason for the Shitfuck series to be retired after Shitfuck 32’s launch. The Shitfuck series of rockets was eventually succeeded by the Cumstain series of rockets, which are expected to enter service in early 2023
Kerbal 1: Hey man have you heard of the shitfuck rockets?
Kerbal 2: Yea i heard they all crashed and died
by Kaiser von Shittenfarden VII August 23, 2022
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Roodolph Rocket

A Christmassy way of talking about a penis
Chris: Amy in that ugly Christmas sweater has my Roodolph Rocket blasting off

James: stop dude
by Longdickham November 19, 2022
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Armchair Rocket Scientist

A person on social media who’s only engineering experience is in stock Kerbal Space Program telling people that a team of hundreds who have years of experience don’t know what they’re doing

A person who doesn’t know what the fuck they’re talking about
CS_Skeptic said that Starship can’t fly because the flaps will tear off. What an armchair rocket scientist!
by TheRealSheep5 January 31, 2023
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Tuesday Rocket

When a girl is riding your cock so hard and fast that you can't get her off in time before the big purge. So you kick her in the air right as you're about to cum.
I didn't want no kids so I gave her the ol' Tuesday Rocket
by Crispy Fungus August 31, 2023
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bloody metal rocket

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job and scraps the males dick and makes them bleed and continues to suck.

"Baby I'm going to give you a bloody metal rocket" "what's that?" "You'll find out"
by Kujas July 11, 2014
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Newport pocket rocket

A Newport pocket rocket is when someone puts a dildo in a freezer until it's ice cold then shoves it up there shitter (if you'd pardon the pun) with any lube
That cheeky slag ffion just gave herself a Newport pocket rocket
by gfjb December 28, 2015
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