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Queef

Here it is, a queef is the sound air that is trapped in the vagina makes coming out when a girl is tight and the penis is large for the vagina. Occurring often in the doggy-style or legs over shoulders position due to a large penis inside of a small tight vagina where the air is pushed into and out of the vagina during intercourse. Gentlemen, this is a verrryyy good thing. Generally it means that the woman has been trying to enhance mutual pleasure by contracting her vaginal muscles, and the in and out style of sex, especially deep hard thrusts after a just the tip phase, make this possible. If a woman can do this on command, then she has a tight control of her vaginal musculature and it is a very good thing. Enjoy gentlemen.
As he was penetrating her in the from behind position, her tight vagina queefed, letting him know that he had pounded her hard, and her tightness was worth the effort.
by Doctorgigi December 28, 2018
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Queef

A thing like a fart but doesn’t come out your but (only girls can do)
Hey you girl in blue shorts stop queefing
by Peditos@13 January 2, 2019
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Queef

When yo fart rolls up your pussy lips SKSKSKSKJSSKSK
“I was fucking this ugly ass dude with a big dick and then i queefed on his dick and i fell off the bed 😔”
by bigbootyjudy475 June 12, 2018
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A relief of air expelled most commonly from the female genitalia. Producing a notable and distinct sound, the loudest queef recorded was created by a Michael while powerboating the Kiskiminatis(2018). Michaels have the rare ability to queef on comand.
Michael queefed so loud it put me to sleep.
by Kerolf June 14, 2018
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Queef Locker

The area below the stomach and above the groin on a woman where future queefs are stored.
That chicks queef Locker looks ready to blow !
by JerBear 1977 June 16, 2018
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Queef Louraine

Queef Louraine is when you fart into a female's vagina, to which she then fanny farts it into your mouth.

Not to be mistaken with Quiche Louraine!
"Girls, so like i was with Tome last night and we did the Queef Louraine, it was so hot!"
by ManBabby June 17, 2018
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Queef

An explosive sound emanating from the female front bottom similar to flatus but without the rancid smell.
Gordon: *turns around with flo* “really? Flo? What are you doing?”
Flo: “aaarrgh!!” *Stomping with Queef Sound* “I’m tired
by MayDayMeh June 19, 2018
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