nondenominational pants

being whipped

ashley wears the nondenominational pants

by David and Mash January 19, 2009

Peter Pants

Pants worn so tight that you look like Peter Pan. Commonly worn by Hipsters.

If you wear peter pants, have a shitty haircut, and ride a fixed gear bike...you might be a hipster!

by Robot Print February 14, 2009

Wiener Pants

A nickname usually given to males who are described to have a small penis.

'Dude, did you see that guy over their? Hes such a wiener pants!'

by Kyle Rodrick February 18, 2009

Cookie Pants

Usually sweats or lose fitting pants that are used to eat cookies or any other types of fatty foods. Usually used for females when they are feeling lazy, PMS, have unexplanable cravings or breakups.

Oh my gawd! A pazookie so sounds good! I guess it's cookie pants day.

by vericarolchellyjess April 23, 2011

Wizard Pants

Denim with bedazzled back pockets or intricate/ornate decorative embroidery, mostly manufactured by True Religion, Miss Me, Ed Hardy or Apple Bottoms. It is worn by both sexes. They are most prevalent in inland Californian urban areas such as Sacramento, Temecula, Chico, San Jose or Orange County....often paired with skunked hair, spiked and frosted tips, tattoos, large diamond earring studs, breast implants, clear heels or lifted trucks/ Dodge Chargers..and more recently, feather hair extensions aka molting avian feather adornments.

Yo, Broski! Check out his glistening wizard pants! Want me a pair of those!

by ninjasherry November 22, 2011

red pants

A mature woman who is on her period but still chooses to dress up and go out.

Also a foreign dude who plays electric keyboard and sings old songs in a restaurant/bar.

Betty's got her red pants on but that's not stopping her from making out with that Jagger dude.

by Chuberly January 26, 2016