Putting Sauce on my Nachos

When you are taking a shit then decide to masturbate, then cover the fresh laden shit with your own semen.

"Dude wtf took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Sorry man i was just putting sauce on my nachos."

by denseb0nerforest February 5, 2018

Put a Piñata In Your Closet

A phrase used to describe a person who is becoming erect (boner) becauce they heard or seen something gay.

VI

person 1: *shows nipples*
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}

by AlmightyChad December 13, 2022

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by Tristan reads the dictionary January 22, 2023

Premature Put Away (P.P.A)

The act of putting your penis back in your trousers before fully shaking your drips

'Sorry i was rushing, i had a bit of a Premature Put Away (P.P.A)' Hope it doesnt stain.

by Craig Ellery December 9, 2008

Put that in your pillow and sleep on it.

Another, more sophisticated way for gentlefolk to say, “take that.”

George: “The mine will fail.”

Ross: “But our freedom never will.”
George: (defeated)
Ross: “Put that in your pillow and sleep on it.”

by Ross Poldark June 9, 2019

Put it on your wish list.

Phrase derived from a common online shopping option, but now used in colloquial speech to indicate that a requested action or item is beyond the pale and will not be honored. Often accompanied by a W hand-sign formed by an angled linking of two L's using the thumb and pointer finger.

You want to borrow my first edition copy of Alfred Bester's The Demolished Man? Yo, put it on your wish list.

by shakenspear June 15, 2020

Putting his dick in the fridge

To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"

Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge

"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"

Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.

Similar to "so you think you're better than me"

Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge

by $kweex December 4, 2020