Putting Sauce on my Nachos

When you are taking a shit then decide to masturbate, then cover the fresh laden shit with your own semen.

"Dude wtf took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Sorry man i was just putting sauce on my nachos."

by denseb0nerforest February 5, 2018

Put my foot in the custard

Walking in on people having sex.

I went into my parents room and put my foot in the custard

by Ansaru September 26, 2012

Premature Put Away (P.P.A)

The act of putting your penis back in your trousers before fully shaking your drips

'Sorry i was rushing, i had a bit of a Premature Put Away (P.P.A)' Hope it doesnt stain.

by Craig Ellery December 9, 2008

putting 4 fingers up

In love or extremely loves NBA player jordan poole

*putting 4 fingers up* penis cheese

by pp cheese2000 May 3, 2022

put zero fingers up

No idea how to talk to women

Did you see that picture he put zero fingers up he gets no bitches and has no idea how to talk to women

by TheQueensdoctor September 11, 2022

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by Tristan reads the dictionary January 22, 2023

Put that in your ass and fuck it.

A More harsh and direct version of put that in your pipe and smoke it. Basically a way of telling someone how it is and if they don't like it they can go fuck themselves.

I've told you a million times that I think your a cunt so Put that in your ass and fuck it.

by Cuntgasm December 5, 2022