purple

it's the colour (i'm Canadian) sent by gods to use in place of anything in the universe

"how are you today?"
"I'm purple"
"?????????"

by SharkLover24 October 31, 2018

one eyed one horned flying purple people eater

Your mother

My one eyed one horned flying purple people eater ate my best friend

by People Eater October 3, 2017

Purple Jesus

Cheap miscellaneous booze mixed with grape juice, served in a vat or garbage bin that tastes as good as it sounds. (absolutely horrible)

P1: it's purple, but why is it called purple jesus?
P2: try some
*P1 tries it*
P1: JESUS!!!!

by Jon Weatherhead August 2, 2007

purple smackenator

when a person paints their ding dong with grape jam and proceeds to smack it on a peice of toast then feed it to their lover.

My girlfriend wanted breakfast, so i made her a purple smackenator.

by CarlLlama March 3, 2009

Purple-American

Noun: Someone living in America who has purple skin, and usually are born on planet Purplonia or descended from Purplonians.

While driving through the Purplonian neighborhood, I saw this Purple-American woman sitting on her front porch braiding her daughter's tentacles.

by Purple Gurl April 23, 2011

purple fuzzy blanket

A violet fluffy crib blanket. The shorter version of it is PFB.

I love my purple fuzzy blanket!
I know right PFBs rock!

by UWILLEATABLANKET July 4, 2011