purple drink

black mans drink or roofies turned in to a liquid, easly confused for grape kool-aid or any other gay drink.

man 1: dude, martha sliped me a purple drink last night.
man 2: uh... is she the 70 year old secertary.

martha (in a deep voice): hey boys, give me them disco sticks.

by ring laeder June 8, 2010

Purple Llama

the phase yelled or spoken to indicate the incoming of a hand, destined for someones button, intended to be extremely painful and shocking. Played all of the time, occasionally more intensly than others. Purple llama can be playful or very agressive. Many take great pride in leaving battle wounds.

**seeing Geroge running up, ready to strike**
"Purple Llama", yells Jenna
**people move to cover their rears**
-Tom, not quick enough to cover his rear, recieves a forceful slap from George, to his hind quarters, and shreeks in pain

by Jersey Shore December 10, 2008

Purple head

A strain of marijuana thus named for the purple hue of its matured buds. Arguably the source of Hendrix's Purple Haze ditty (don't quote me on that).

"Hey dude, that purple head is some killer shit" *coughs*

by Rahoolduke August 26, 2007

purple status

When a girl is giving head to a guy and she can't take it so she turns purple.

Fred: so did she do a good job?
Tyrese: not she was all purple status.

by theknowitall001 December 28, 2014

Purple Hammer

When a black man repeatedly hits you over the head with his chode.

"I got purple hammered when i went into the bathroom at the high school."

by B-MasterCock December 20, 2010

purple nurple

the act of grabbing someones nipple so hard they can feel their soal escaping thru the fresh tears in their titty

guy: oh my god my nips hurt so bad

guy 2: why ur nips killing
guy: fred ripped them off with a massive purple nurple

by footballbro72 January 20, 2015

purple fire

When you've eaten something that really does not agree with you and you fart purple fire.

"Dude last night i totally farted purple fire.

by gubgub34 December 23, 2009