Florida Puppy

A baby alligator taken as a put

John adopted a Florida Puppy

by lkjertreksdfg November 29, 2021

flesh puppy

An adorable infant, especially a chubby one; the human equivalent of "fur baby".

I have been banned from Thanksgiving dinners after I called my sister's newborn daughter a flesh puppy.

by RedMonarch12177 August 1, 2022

flesh puppies

the fleshy alien things from the 2002 scooby doo live action movie

Those flesh puppies are spoopy

by thegaystripclub September 29, 2017

Puppy Fucking

Puppy Fucker - Kind of a lazy, sometimes clueless person, not really offensive

Puppy Fuck'N - Wasting time, not being very productive, be a lazy toad

PFr - Bubba, I told you to take out the trash yesterday you miserable (PFr) Puppy Fucker
PFn - Hey what are you doing today? not much just (PFn) Puppy Fucking
PFr - Catfish, your a low down cross-eyed (PFr) Puppy Fucker!
PFn - "phone rings"!! Hello boss! what the hell have you been doing all day? .....well just (PFn) Puppy Fuck'N
PFr - Well I'll be a (PFr) Puppy Fucker...!!!!

Puppy Fucker - Kind of a lazy, sometimes clueless person, not really offensive

Puppy Fuck'N - Wasting time, not being very productive, be a lazy toad

by PuppyFucking August 26, 2022

face puppy

When someone presses their face against their partner's and whines before or during cumming.

A combination of the sentiments of 'in your face' and to do something 'like a dog'; can denote desperation, inferiority, and/or pet play or puppy play.

Doesn't necessarily have to be face to face; their face to their partner's face, cheek, or even to their neck or shoulders can count as being a face puppy.

"I dommed him so good that he was a face puppy by the time I let him cum."

by ssnowman January 28, 2016

puppy digger

A person that dates others for their puppies, much like a gold digger, except not interested in the partners money, or partner, just their puppy

'James just got a new puppy, I wonder how long it will take Corinne to start dating him, she's such a puppy digger'

by Chasethenapper November 15, 2017

Puppies of war

A derogatory derivative of 'dogs of war' where mercenaries element remains without ferociousness expected. Half hearted commitment, just bare minimum to appease. Elements of naivety an inexperience. More likely to roll over and let you tickle their bellies than chew your hands off.

Fan1: Hey man did you see the spurs game?
Fan2: One-sided af
BNWS: Hey don't disrespect.. watch the team's reaction the next game.
Fan1: Man! U puppies of war.. gonna let Palace tickle your bellies.

by firstornothing April 4, 2022