Pakistani Poo

When one intentionally leaves a lumberjack sized poo log for either their friends or the next person in line to enjoy.

I was in such a rush at the game to get back to my seat that I had no choice but to leave a pakistani poo for the next guy.

by parkviewjustin March 26, 2009

poo askew

1. typically after a large poo, see evolution of man; the follow up turd befor you leave the seat. This thin turd stays together but doesn't initially drop into the bowl. It may go sideways and hit the lid, doubleback and get your outer butt.
2. a wipe that should have struck paydirt, but ended up on your thumb or edge of hand. very messy.

I just too a huge crapper, and on cleaning up I noticed a poo askew! I had to wipe half my butt and the bowl!

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Vaginal Poo

Feces that is expelled from the vaginal opening

"Hey Billy, I just took a vaginal poo!"

by That stupid ass monkey with a typewriter January 6, 2008

Poo Horn

As in "Shoe Horn", the Poo Horn is an implement used to ease toilet blocking turds of unusually large dimensions round the tight fitting U-bend.

The standard Poo Horn is a bristled utensil usually found behind or next to the bog bowl, but pretty much anything can be used as a Poo Horn to deal with problem size poo's (coat hanger, bread knife etc).

My comfort dump was so big I had to poo horn it round the u-bend and flush three times!

by Quants April 28, 2006

vape-poo

After smoking marijuana out of a vaporizer, this product is produced. Usually cooked and brown, smells similar to burnt popcorn.

"Yo I just vaped a gram to my dome. Now I'm gonna roll a vape-poo joint an get even more lit."

by Deez Nutz (ya u know) January 17, 2009

Cheetorea / poo

Cheetorea is a form of poo that is of a soft comsistantcy. It is a more solid form of diharea that comes in small bubble filled curls shaped like cheetos. It is often accompanied by poo blasting farts

after the Cheetorea slipped out the room smelled of stink

by fred the tapeworm April 28, 2005

daft poo

The act of defecating while listening to Daft Punk

I took a great Daft Poo earlier, I was dancing like crazy.

by Snorglorf February 24, 2008