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Meeting Place Express

A website used to join corportate people into massive orgys through the power of the Internet. Often conference rooms are turned into fucking grounds as they stream live video to other corporate individuals doing the same.
I cant wait to go to work. Were having a Meeting Place Express party.
by Jakob Theliar January 12, 2011
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psycological placement

The presumed arrangement of object to impact a persona's psycie.
Satan uses psycological placement.
by 8obby8rown April 16, 2011
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Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.
Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.
by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012
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Ray-placement

To replace certain parts of a word, usually the prefix re-, with the name "Ray" from Roosterteeth Producitons.
Why don't we try some ray-placement. I think our country should switch to more ray-newable energy sources.
by LevelTUV2 January 7, 2013
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Poo Placement

The act of aiming the poo exiting your anus to hit a specific target. For instance a spider, an pre-dropped depth-charge or the side in extreme cases. For example:
I went for a shit and a spider was trying to escape. Needless to say i used yesterdays lunch as mortar rounds using poo placement

As we all know, its common courtesy to not leave skidmarks on the side of the pan but in this case, I had to as it was the lesser of two evils - side-pan skidmarks or splashback. I was mid-poo and I knew the next one had a decent surface area. This meant that I had to use poo placement to make sure that it just scraped the side enough to cause minimal splashback.
by all_red7 May 3, 2013
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That Plane Has to Land Sometime

The unaffordable expenses that occur after one arrives at a destination.
A wedding is being planned and the high a maintenance bride who is a stewardess and is reasoning with everyone that she wants the wedding to be in Hawaii. She explains that she can get very low cost flight tickets for everyone. Many in the two families want to go but are not that well off. Someone says "yes, but that plane has to land sometime." That means that the low cost flight tickets are appreciated but the huge expenses start once the plane has landed like taxi cabs or limos, motel rooms in Hawaii, tipping skycaps, cabs, luggage handlers, buying drinks at a renowned resort where prices are inflated, thus the idea of low cost flight tickets is irrelevant.

"That Plane" is a bit of a take on "those plans."
by telltale August 31, 2013
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