Pepperoni Pizza

During a threesome, if one partner dies, the other two just puts the body under the bed and then they watch the Iron Chef on the Food Channel.

Dawg, that threesome was goin' great until it turned into a pepperoni pizza. But that Japanese cook was making that stove his bi-atch!

by David Galvez February 9, 2008

pizza pants

culinary mishap involving a massive fumble of freshly prepared food.

"dude, I pulled a total pizza pants with this plate of spaghetti"

by Q September 28, 2003

pizza slopper

the act of stuffing a nice piece of pizza in your partners poone and packing it nice and tight with a pounding motion with your penis

Matt:i gave that cunt danielle a pizza slopper....shes still trying to get it out
Jake:good work
Danielle:ive been smelling like pizza for like 2 weeks now wtf i hate that bitch
Alex:im hard

by Matt chokes on dick February 23, 2008

pizza jacket

The act of male masturbation whereby a slice of pizza is wrapped around the penis shaft and stroked until ejaculation is achieved. Extra toppings can be added for an exotic experience (i.e. pineapple and ham = a Hawaiian pizza jacket; spicy sausage and peppers = the Guidette pizza jacket; etc).

I am so hungry, but that guy just used the last slice as a pizza jacket!

by pizza jacket May 14, 2011

Pizza Blackout

When one eats a whole pizza pie and does not recall eating the last slice. S/he then blames another for jacking the last slice.

"Did one you just eat my last slice of pizza?"

"I just saw you eat it; you must have had a pizza blackout."

by Little Vincent September 11, 2009

Pizza Jockey

One whose occupation is making pizza for consumption by the unwashed masses of the world.

When I dreamed of what I wanted to be when I grew up, Pizza Jockey was almost always on the bottom of the list.

by isyaple January 22, 2010

Pizzaphile

A somewhat obsessive/obscene/abnormal love for pizza.

Waiter: may I take your order?
Customer: two extra large American hot pizzas, please. With extra peppers. And chillies. And pepperoni.

Waiter: (under his breath) pizzaphile...

by datstudentlife October 31, 2015