pineapple cocktail

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.

Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.

by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023

pineapple head

IBella (youtuber) got roasted by some random dude in brookhaven.

"pineapple head"

by ivory_plaid April 24, 2022

pineappleism

Discrimination against people who like/hate pineapple on pizza.

Bobby is pineappleist, and pineappleism isn't nice!!!!

by KoolLeo11 January 15, 2024

Pineapple

Typically used for dildo by big woman who likes hard rides.

Please stand by as Corynn goes to the corner to have a fun time with her pineapple.

by PEWDIEPIE FAN March 25, 2019

Pineapple

A fruit whose visual depiction has been known to trigger synchronous happenings between like-souled individuals.

— “Pineapple”
— “Oh shit. Yes… pineapple!”

by simonbeige January 21, 2024

Pineapple hairs

The green "hairs" on the top of a pineapple

That man's pineapple has some nice pineapple hairs

by Shadowking4 January 28, 2022

Pineapple

It’s good. But don’t put this on pizza please.

Ew this pizza has pineapple on it. Throw it away.

by CornOnTheCowb October 28, 2019