pimp noodle

To back hand someone soft and slow, wiping the back of your hand on their face

1)OMG!! Johny just Pimp noodled me!!
2)I'm totally going to Pimp noodle you if you don't shut up

by Breasttaco May 14, 2014

Pimp marza

A bomb ass queen who also a pimp on the side

Damn I wish I was as cool as pimp marza

by DaymmmPimpMarzatho September 12, 2015

Pimp Slap

1. (noun)
An action that consists of the slapping of a person for unknown or unfair reasons; Like how a pimp would do his hoe

See also: backhand and bitch slap

Derrick: Well I think you're wrong!
Rachel: Excuse me?
Derrick: You heard me! You're wro-- *is backhanded*
George: Oh shit! She just pimp slapped you!

by totallynotvain298 October 3, 2016

pimp a baby

Using a trusted person's baby or small child to claim as a qualifying child on your taxes to lower your tax due or get a money refund. The trusted person must not be required to (or will not) file taxes.

It's tax time and I need to find someone I can trust to a pimp a baby.

by Not a Philistine December 2, 2016

pimp-aid

used when your poor, koolaid made with extra water and sugar to make it go further

she was so poor she made her kids pimp-aid

by itsme2018 October 10, 2018

cold pimp

A person who 'owns' outrageous, flashy behavior. Often in choice of attire.

He showed up for the boxing match weigh in, a cold pimp in a full length mink coat

by Nodsumi July 17, 2017

Pimp spoon

When you’re spooning with not one but two people and you are granted the honor of being in the center. With your arms wrapped around the people on both of your sides you feel like the pimp you never got to be

“Yooo I was hanging with Becky and Amber”
“Ya and.. ”

“I ended up pimp spoon between them on the couch”
“Nice bro”

by killMEpleaseTHANKS December 27, 2018