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pimp awesome

Its a step above pimpin', and two steps above awesome. Used when something is even more awesome than just everyday pimpin'.
Tim: where did you get that awesome fedora?

Guy with hat: I dunno, why?

Tim: just cuz its pimpin'... no its pimp awesome.

Guy with hat: i feel ya broski. That explains why the ladies cant keep their hands off me.

Tim: fo shizzle
by nutcracker15 March 22, 2010
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Recovery Pimp

A man who preys on girls in early recovery from addiction.
He only goes to meetings because he's a recovery pimp.
by Gordy W. September 4, 2023
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UrbDic Pimp

A person who does not have the balls to have a Urban Dictionary account and instead pressures Urban Dictionary contributors to define it’s crazy ass words.
Dudette : What the fuck is he saying?
Dude: He’s just some UrbDic Pimp, don’t mind him.
by AlabamaBaby March 20, 2021
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Pimp Nugglesworth

V. word used to describe the act of an unattractive man picking up a chick way out of his league.
That guy over there just went pimp nugglesworth all over that bitch.
by Rod Ballsacula January 10, 2011
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pimp pipe

a pimp's dick.
usually long and muscular
He has a massive pimp pipe.
by balawalawoohoo March 15, 2008
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Algorithm Pimp

A marketer who makes content optimized purely for digital algorithms, instead of their audience's interests.

Devoid of substance and nuance, Algorithm Pimp's content usually features generic 101 advice, platitudes, truisms, Top 10 listicles, and whatever topic is currently trending in the world.

In SEO circles, Algorithm Pimps can be found on backlink farms, buying guest posts no one reads, promoting content that is SEO'd to the point where it's barely readable by a human being.

On social media, Algorithm Pimps run engagement pods, publish content at the exact same time every day, and tend to use bright color profile pictures to identify other Algorithm Pimps.

The fear of angering Zuckerberg's algorithms stops them from developing brand differentiation or an authentic point-of-view. Instead, they religiously follow best practices dictated by the channel they're marketing on.

Algorithm Pimps are usually strong performers on vanity metrics that don't quite translate to business results.

Due to their robot-like nature, Algorithm Pimps are most likely candidates to eventually be replaced by AI.
MARIO: Twitter has 237M users. But 99% of marketers don't follow the right people. Here are the Top 20 Marketers you should follow today. A THREAD 🧵

CALVIN: Yawn. Another algorithm pimp on my feed. Blocked and muted.
by Calvin Blanc November 22, 2022
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morality pimp

When someone claims they have certain morals regarding circumstances on an issue of particular ideologically favorable subject matter, but when the same circumstances the same issue are applied to an ideologically unfavorable subject matter, their defenses and attacks based on that moral are absent, or now opposed.
She believes Ms. Ford about the sexual assault with no evidence against the Judge, but didn't believe 5 women about a sexual assault against her husband. She is a real Morality Pimp.
by Harvard Dictionary September 27, 2018
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