Kénji The Pizza Man

Literally the fucking incarnate of God's Holy will. He has the magic ability to deliver pizza to anyone in the known universe. His pizza company is rather special being named "Pizza Nut". His Pizza is made of the finest Tiddy milk dough harvested from the most organic anime girls. Don't get him mad cause he'll eat your ass through your mouth then steal your toenail collection jar. His side abilities include being a complete fucking nuisance, kik findering thots, and fucking over everyone in a general area.

Customer: "Ay yo gimme one of them Large Tiddy Milk Dough extra furry meat Pizza, extra mayonnaise on that bitch"

Kénji The Pizza Man: "Yeah Yeah Homie I gotchu bitch I'll be there in a couple weeks"

by Kénji Lescara March 13, 2019

pizza ass

it's when your ass is so covered with zits, you cant even take a crap without poping a dozen of them. quite nasty.

dude:jesus christ! u a pizza ass! thats disgusting!

chick:yeeea..., u should propably wear a condom.
dude:yeah ok.

by blank babushka October 4, 2009

dutch oven pizza

a turd that is made while you sleep
and you lie down on it
thus making it flat
like a pizza
(caution: may contain toppings)

oh dude!
i made the biggest dutch oven pizza last night!!
it even had toppings!!

by TurdBoggler March 25, 2009

pizza boy

The boy you uncontrollably want to have a sex-only relationship with.

Rampa: Check out that boy shopping for toothpaste. What a hottie!!
Rumpa: You should make him your pizza boy.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

Pizza Guy

Typically a white male in their late teens, with brown medium-long hair, and possesses an annoying personality.

Sam: Jenny did you remember that 'Pizza Guy' at the diner last night?!

Jenny: Yea, he kept annoyingly trying to talk to us.

by Carter Wall June 22, 2011

London pizza

Margaritta Pizza that is topped with chips.

I'l have a London Pizza please, plenty of garlic sauce!

by Geordish March 4, 2008