I need to pee

basically can I use the bathroom/ where is the bathroom

I need to pee

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 8, 2019

pee your pants

To let go of your pee; to pee your pants. More than 50% of men find this extremely erotic when girls perform this act, but most will only admit it when they are drunk.

Gee, Titsolina, I love it when you pee your pants.

by Jamal Blakkanigga July 16, 2006

Funny Mud Pee

Funny Mud Pee is a curse Chinglish phrase created by Chinese social media users who post on Twitter extensively amid the global outbreak of COVID-19 in response to those tweets calling COVID-19 as Chinese virus and/or Wuhan Virus.

The United States will be powerfully supporting those industries, like Airlines and others, that are particularly affected by the Chinese Virus. We will be stronger than ever before!

Funny Mud Pee

by A Trip to Vienna March 27, 2020

Pee wee Herman

A man gets caught jerking in a movie theater pee wee don't keep your hands to yourself

Pee wee Herman you're going to jail for a long time

by Pee-wee Jones June 12, 2019

pee whining shit

tendency to be hopelessly and utterly ill-tempered and contrary to the point of frustrating any and all attempts of being civil

if you don't quit I'll knock the pee whining shit out of you

by daddyo February 19, 2009

Public Pee Syndrome

Shortened to PPS, Public Pee Syndrome occurs when you need to pee but can't because other people are watching or listening.

"Dude I've got Public Pee Syndrome like a motherfucker, stop looking at me!"

by John Kelly Watson August 20, 2007

awkward pee dance

A combination of the awkward flamingo and the classic Pee Dance. To accomplish this, an awkward situation must be present, and the intense desire to run away. Stand with knees slightly bent in, one more crossed than the other and hold your hands at your crotch (as if about to pee self). Rock back and forth while backing away slowly. Optional: Hands in back pocket and sharp intake of breath.

Aidan, what do you do when you feel awkward?
Awkward Pee Dance.

by Hinnnd January 19, 2009