by bhp June 1, 2013
Get the Open Mike Nightmug. When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.
by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021
Get the Left the Side Door Openmug. .
by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025
Get the 《¤》The《¤》Sphinx《¤》Is《¤》A《¤》Twenty《¤》Five《¤》Open《¤》Container《¤》Ticket《¤》mug. by ajkohen1008 September 28, 2021
Get the bust openmug. A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .
Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo
by Wee mikey May 8, 2022
Get the Chimp trying to open a yellow dildomug. (V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.
Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”
by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022
Get the The Can Openermug. The act of tampering with a pack of cigarettes by removing the tobacco cigarettes and replacing them with herbal ones, typically in an effort to scam a mate.
Originating from Townsville, circa 2021
Originating from Townsville, circa 2021
“How’d you get all that cash mate?”
“Yeah nah just did some open dart surgery and made off with $30”
“Yeah nah just did some open dart surgery and made off with $30”
by pojke June 4, 2022
Get the open dart surgerymug.