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Festivus opening

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.
I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.
by Patty90 March 27, 2016
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The Open Pipe

A man with the girl knowing puts anal bead standing up and when she sits on em they'll ram up her ass then he rips em out leaving a pipe sized hole
Girl:Ow that hurts like hell
Guy: Sorry it's just the open Pipe maneuver
by Craopycraopy January 20, 2021
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AWESOME URBAN TURBAN OPENER

Given this phrase it says the URBAN DICTONARY being not only crowd sourced but also open sourced as the best AI VULGAR AND NON VULGAR source available which deploys smoothly to the AEROSPACE INDUSTRY.
To the car only4. Ll X of the AWESOME URBAN TURBAN can with it's definitional power access the entire INTERNET thanks to the AEROSPACE INDUSTRY and the USA BEING the greatest engineer of modern missile and jet nuclear technology the genius designers off their ability to see pattern discernment and exclusivity shielding when the AWESOME URBAN TURBAN OPENER is BREACHED by authorized NASA and PENTAGON corporate , government , non profit and international personnel.
by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE June 4, 2021
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OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR

when a specific blue robot does not know how to open a door
"okay my hand is on the handle what do I do now"
"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"
by theoneandonlyquandaledingle February 10, 2025
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Crack open a cold one with the boys

The simple practice of the art of necrophilia with your bestest of friends. Typically performed in a Catholic Cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.
Hey Juan,
Wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street?
by Pedro K Hasseem March 24, 2022
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Open complacent justification

A desensitization movement of the masses that promotes indifference, rationalizes apathy for acts against humanity for the opposition, and prioritization of their affiliation when enduring the same inhumanity.

A brainwash bee-hive mind mentality that is hypocritical about who and what they stand for.

Open complacent justification leads to the destruction of America.

~Alexis Schowalter, 2025
The push to rationalize the lack of empathy or compassion, despite beliefs or opinions, for the blatant open murder of Charlie Kirk is an example of open complacent justification.

Conditioning people to bit by bit - to be ok with, and accept the blatant genocide of opinions or people who offend the contrary, is the goal of open complacent justification.
by Lexischo.xoxo September 11, 2025
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open back

Atiqykv1346: Open Back! Open Back!!
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by Ming Meow December 6, 2018
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