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on the nod

the dream state that opiate users and heroin addicts experience with their drug
This dope is wild; it had me "on the nod" all day today.
by Fred Sailer November 3, 2006
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pants on head retarded

A state of retardedness where the subject is under such delusions that an action like wearing their pants on their own head seems like a rational thing to do.
Medical Chief: What can you tell me about the patient?

Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.

Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?

Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.

Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.

Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?

Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.
by IamKenny April 14, 2010
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Pants on the Ground

An American idol audition by 62 year old Larry Platt in which he is informing children that they look like "foos" with their pants on the ground. The first internet sensation of 2010
Lookin like a foo with yo pants on the ground
by Pants on da ground January 13, 2010
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Don't sleep on

A phrase used to describe a person who should not be underestimated. A practical term which can be used with most anyone in any situation where the individuals abilities, conduct or intelligence might be underestimated.
I know the Kobe and the Lakers have won nine games in a row, but Manu Ginobili is a Laker killer. Don't sleep on Manu Ginobili!
by Tom_in_SA March 1, 2009
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moist on

When a womans pussy gets wet and lubricated from sexual excitement.
Michele gets a moist on everytime she fondles a male stripper.
by Iknowthetruth June 29, 2005
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brits on the piss

to get extremely drunk and cause havock where ever you are just like english people on holidays
brits on the piss is when england play football matches
by theultimatecabbager March 3, 2009
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gats on deck

Slang for having a gun in your possession.
I've got gats on deck. I'm strapped.
by highteeld October 11, 2014
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