rolling numbers

Incestuous masturbation, more specifically masturbation inspired by hearing one's parents rolling on the couch

When I woke up, Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out

by Rick Nielsen July 20, 2008

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Numerically Challenged

A person between the ages of 40 and 50 who doesn't look or act it at all.

Because she was beautiful and stylish, I thought she was in her 30's. When I found out she was 48, I knew she was numerically challenged.

by Jastababe May 6, 2010

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I wish toilets accommodated for number three’s as they do for number ones and twos

I need to attend to my number three by changing my tampon

by Dyslexicdefinition January 9, 2020

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This is usually the number of digits on your hand when a ho wants you to call her.

Shaniqua wrote on her digits on my hand and later that night i called her.

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Joe - "What's your jersey say?"
Ben- "Number three."
Joe- "Best number EVER!"

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An extremely large mess with a high pitched voice and smells of ass. If you are in this situation... well... I guess your life sucks!

Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine.

by The Mess Himself January 22, 2008

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