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Happy numbers

A form of torture used by most school districts to depress students and lose a grip on reality.
I have one hour of Happy numbers for the day, good thing I have some spare rope in the basement.
by student number 9 October 24, 2022
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Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)
Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)
by Adlane33 March 13, 2021
mugGet the Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)mug.

Number 27

When ur hungry and feeling sexually aroused after shoving a hedgehog up your arse but have terrible diarrhoea then you stick your head down the toilet and do a risky fart but what comes out is a fountain of absolute brown jet wash like javelin spears. Then ur Mrs loves it so much she grabs the guinea pigs from the cage and shoves them up her moist Fanny for them to tickle it. Whilst that is happening she is sucking a massive vape then blowing it up her partners dirty shity arse whist picking the spikes out of face.
Hey Dave why does ur Mrs smell of shit, have hedgehog spikes in her head and have two Guinea pigs stuck up her fanny. I can’t believe it Luke she tried a number 27 and she fucking loved it.
by Royston J July 5, 2025
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Number two-ing

Using a frozen turd as a dildo on your partner. (or yourself)
I met this girl, she's into number two-ing, think she's a keeper
by Faecal matters December 4, 2015
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