lady shady

Acting evasive toward your friends because you have a girlfriend.

What's up with westy? I don't know, he had been acting lady shady.

by Francis Macelroy Lefluer February 28, 2015

lady sticks

what my wife calls her tampons

oh shit, my period started and I'm almost out of Lady sticks

by Mang334 August 12, 2017

Crazy lady

(Crazy lady):- {a woman who isnt sane} {A lady that flips out for no apparent reason}

Crazy lady}_what the fuck is your problem {other girl} what are you talking ? { crazy lady } your stealing my thought ! Your selfish!{someone walking by} what’s that all about ?{ other girl}. } I have no idea but that’s one {{crazy lady}}!!!!

by Crazy lady flipped out November 8, 2019

lady melter

1. A really good looking face that makes the ladies swoon and fight for the man who posseses it.
2. A guys face that all the ladies want to kiss.

Me looking in the mirror: Dang, my lady melter is stunning today.
Random girl: OH I WANNA KISS YOUR FACE!
Another random girl: NO HE IS MINE!
*Girls fight*

by Sandw May 16, 2006

lady lube

1. n. a slang term for a lady's vaginal fluids

"Woah, your lady lube is everywhere"

by J-swag November 25, 2013

The Lady and The Tramp

A gay sexual act consisting of shoving an 8 inch metal rod into a male’s urethra, followed by fitting the opposite end of the rod into that person’s partner’s urethra, which segues into both parties getting their pelvis’ slowly closer together, mimicking the iconic spaghetti-eating dinner scene from Disney’s Lady And The Tramp.

Friend 1: So how did it go?
Friend 2: Oh just wonderfully, as soon as we got home he got really horny and decided to play with me... we did The Lady And The Tramp and I’m still sore from it
Friend 1: *grabbing his crotch* Oh uhmmmmm ok...

by Pothas February 22, 2019

Faxy Lady

A faxy lady is a plus sized woman who is still totally hot. "Faxy" is fat plus sexy. It is also a play on words stemming from the 1970's phrase, "Foxy Lady". You must be at least a size 16 or larger to be considered a Faxy Lady.

Guy one: You see that big chick over there? I think I am gonna hit that tonight.

Guy two: I don't blame you, dude. That's one Faxy Lady!

by TheGoddessCher October 6, 2010