micheal the virgin

micheal the virgin is 19 and wont get laid, he is also a snake to his boy tom

fuck that micheal the virgin kid

by midkent billy June 26, 2017

virgin bathroom

A bathroom that has been freshly cleaned, and not yet sullied by anyone else's disgusting, regret-filled, morning-after-a-12-pack dump.

There is nothing better than shitting in a virgin bathroom.

I took that bathroom's virginity, and I swear it will never be the same.

by Chudley Poorite March 5, 2017

after-virgin

a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.

Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!

by Roberta Paulsen August 10, 2016

rope virgin

A person who has had no sexual interaction while being tied up or tying
another person up.

Connor: He is a total rope virgin!

Jared: No way man, I saw how fast he tied that knot he has had some practice.

by 420 Berry It January 20, 2018

Virginity redo

If a women is able to take a man who has already lost his virginity and make him orgasm three times in less than 7 minutes. She therefore has given him a "Virginity redo". Making her the rightful owner of his v-card.

"Man that girl from the bar last night was so good in bed that she gave me a virginity redo".

by MCSuirtyl December 5, 2020

Toe Virginity

When you have yet to interlock your toes with another individual.

Laddie and I interlocked our toes last night so I guess we don't have our toe virginity anymore. Oh well, our purity score only went down one point.

by laddiehickelsen November 1, 2021

Schroedinger's Virgin

A virgin that is also not a virgin at the same time, since someone's virginity depends on the amount of information others have about them and everyone's own definition of virginity.

Example: Even if people count anal sex as a valid first time sexual act, a female that has not had vaginal sex yet, is still a virgin in other people's book, especially if they never find out about the different sexual acts she has practiced.

"She's only had anal sex before, she's a schroedinger's virgin."

by Jasad November 8, 2021